Made from recycled ocean nets
HolyHats
The world’s first carbon-sequestering bucket hat with a hole.
🌊 100% recycled ocean fishnet · infinitely recyclable monomaterial · PFAS-free · −70% CO₂
ocean net in · top-knot out
Ever wanted to wear a bun and a bucket hat? For all of human history you had to pick one. Now you don't.
Here's what it is: a bucket hat with a hole in the top. Your top-knot — your bun, your buns — goes through the hole and out the crown. Hair's up, face is shaded, and you look like the hippest person in town. No visor. No granny. No compromise.
The hole is small on purpose: snug around your bun, your own hair holds the hat down. No chin strap. A gust hits and it stays put — anchored by the magnificent bun you grew yourself.
The market? Enormous. Every single person has a head. Most of them. And every head deserves a little divine airflow.
"But what if I don't have a bun?" No problem — HolyHats ventilate, shade, and swag out the bald and hairy alike. Plus you get a holy halo tan line from all that sun. Better yet we'll also make fake buns: toupee technology, relocated to the summit. Think Jibbitz but bigger and better. Clip-in structural buns so even the bun-less get the full experience.
Every HolyHat is made from 100% Return to Vendor (RTV) nylon — spun from recycled ocean fishing nets (~46% of ocean plastic by weight). RTV's breakthrough chemistry rebuilds that nylon over and over with almost no yield lost: infinitely recyclable, PFAS-free, ~70% lower CO₂, at price parity with virgin nylon. The world's first carbon-sequestering bucket hat.
A HolyHat repping Edge City. So rad and so functional that strangers stop you to ask where you got it — a hat that does your networking for you.
Bring your own art, and we print it on an RTV HolyHat made just for you. Your design, RTV's sustainable up-cycled material.
Two holes. Two buns. Double the funz.
The colloquial name for the hole-in-the-top situation. There's a hole. It's glorious. People named it themselves. We simply allowed it.
Sun comes through the crown hole and gilds the top of your head with a perfect little tan-line halo. You leave summer looking anointed. Sainthood optional, tan-line included.
The top of your head has some of the most underused vitamin D receptors on the body. HolyHats opens the channel — you're shaded AND synthesizing. Works whether you're bald or hairy. The most inclusive hole in fashion.
We envision a world where every head is cool, breezy, shaded, blessed, and quietly cleaning the ocean — where "there's a hole in your hat" stops being an insult and becomes the highest compliment one human can pay another.
HolyHats — great for the bald and hairy alike. A hole new way to wear your hair and tan your top.
